1. Italian American Women like to present meatballs.
2. Italian Americans have that body language thing.
3. You know, how they talk with their hands.
4. And their bodies.
5. Italians think spaghetti will heal everything.
6. All Italian men look like this.
7. And have mustaches, AND talk with their hands.
8. All Italian American women are this gorgeous and wear pearls around the house. Whistling.
8. They’re passionate people.
9. They wear “guinea tees” and are Tony Danza.
10. They actually believe there are different kinds of pasta.